There was a meme I saw not long ago, that read “The crisper drawer is where good intentions go to die”. I laughed because it’s true. I want to look like Chris Hemsworth, but I just don’t have the discipline to eat a plant based diet and train like Chris Hemsworth. Life would be so much easier if I could just fall into his millions of dollars and bone his hot Spanish wife, Elsa Pataky, without having to put in any of the effort. I have considered paying for his new fitness app, Centr, but then I have a good laugh. I know I won’t use it. Just like I didn’t use all those veggies going soft in my crisper.
Pippaapi knows how to get use out of her produce though. I tuned into her cam show a couple nights ago and got to watch as she penetrated her lovely little pussy with a fat cucumber. She said she had frozen it first and that the chill was a great sensation in her hot wet honey pot. I wanted so bad to be a cucumber in that moment.
Chat live with pippaapi and give your cock a workout.